7. Adult Swim
I got ice on my fingers and my toes and I'm a Taurus. This one's for all the stoners out there who speak fluent Meatwad when they're high.
No matter what show is on, its random awkwardness will crack your stoned ass up and make you look around and wonder, "Did that just happen or am I really high?" The answer, my friend, is both.
When you're too high to scroll through hundreds of channels, Adult Swim is guaranteed to entertain all stoners (until you get too weirded out and decide to watch a pleasantly normal '90s sitcom).