2. Thanksgiving Dinner
True stoners know that Thanksgiving is the best holiday because of the food. A day where you can watch football all morning, drink beers, sneak a toke (or ten), then be encouraged to obliterate egregious amounts of amazing food? We're for it.
Whether you're into turkey, mashed potatoes, yams (really?), or stuffing (like all non-crazy people), getting blazed and binging on these holiday classics is definitely something to be thankful for.
(A special thanks to all moms who spend the beer-drinking, pot-smoking, football-watching time in the kitchen. We love you.)