As far as New Year's resolutions go, I don't have the best track record. I doubt anyone really has. However, THIS year there are 5 resolutions that every cannabis user can take on. Ok, perhaps not every one since some of you are already employing some of these tactics, but for those average, casual users out there like me, some of these may very well make 2014 a much better year than 2013. Good luck!
1. DRINK MORE BEER
This may seem strange, but one thing I have noticed since I started using Cannabis is that I have forgotten how to drink. Being a hardened drinker in high school and causing my fair share of crap with no memory thereof, I MUCH prefer weed. It doesn't make me violent or act like an idiot. But drinking is unavoidable nonetheless (especially with friends like NAWH) and on those occasions you need to be able to keep up/handle your shit.
So in 2014 I will make a point of at least keeping my casual beer count high enough so that I don't fall to pieces after two.
2. SNACK HEALTHIER
The munchies, man. They get you every time! So this year I pledge to get my Jamie Oliver on in the kitchen by making cheap-as-fuck, healthy snacks. It also requires some creativity on your part. Naturally, driving to Taco Bell is not only easier but also has a special place in my heart as an integral part of being stoned. BUT not this year! I will reserve the Taco Bell missions for other occasions... Like breakfast!
3. QUIT THE CANCER STICKS
This is a personal one, but I know many suffer with me. I am absolutely determined to give these little fuckers up for good! I have many measures in place to ensure that when I wake up hungover as balls tomorrow, there will not be a single cigarette in sight, nor the funds or means to go and buy some!
As a huge believer in Cannabis' healing properties, I will smoke copius amounts to rid my lungs of the black tar that clings to the sidewalls of my whoopie cushions!
4. STOP USING BUTANE TO RIP BONGS
I don't so much mind using a lighter to light a joint, since you don't necessarily have to inhale while lighting it. With bongs however you are sucking down the butane along with the smoke. Time to try some Hippy Thread!
Using my stoner time better is a massive priority! Excercise isn't the only option, but with a boiler like this...