Well, it is that time of the year again ladies and gents. Snow on the ground, purp in the air, and the season of gifts are upon us! Now most stoners are hard to pick out gifts for, but that is only because you yourself are usually pretty stoned when you're picking out these stoner gifts. I mean, you have to be high to go buy weed accessories, right? Or something like that. Don't worry, I did the research for you guys this year and picked out my Top 12 Stoner Gifts for Christmas! That way you guys can bake even more before actually making it to the mall!
Enjoy and Happy Holidays.
Vapir Digital Vaporizer
A much better and cheaper option than the well known Volcano, the Vapir digital vaporizer is the best digital vaporizer on the market. With the capability of up to 4 people vaporizing at once, a touch pad control system, and being herb and oil/wax capable, if you are thinking of buying a new vape for that special someone this holiday, this is the one.
Now, there has been a lot of new technology making its way to the cannabis industry in the last year, but this product truly blew my mind. The Sublimator is a new vaporizer that turns your vaped weed into usable, flavorful, solventless oil through the perfect heating process, creating a whirlwind of hot and cool air through your herbs for the optimal purge. Don't believe me? Check out the youtube videos. It might be a little pricey, but so is wax, so in the long run it really does cover its cost.
The Kashit Cool is an awesome new product which eliminates the need for ice. Finally!!! All those damn trips to the freezer to get more ice are finally done! The Kashit Cool is basically a mouthpiece that sits atop your smoking apparatus, which forces the smoke through a cooling device. Coming with an anti-microbial component, you germaphobes need not worry. Kashit has you covered.
Cold mouthpiece isn't enough? Well, how about the first ice bong mold? Say goodbye to the bong as we know it, as Eyce Molds has given us the first ice mold in the shape of the bong. Break your bong? It's ok, you will have another in 30-45 minutes (depending on the quality of your freezer) for free! The perfect stocking stuffer for any clumsy little stoner this Christmas.
There is nothing worse than having to constantly reach over, grab your torch, and bring that beautiful, orange, titanium nail back to life over and over again. Say goodbye to the hassle with the E-Nail. The E-Nail keeps your nail constantly heated to the perfect temperature for dabbing, so you can say goodbye to butane torches forever.
Shine 24k Gold Rolling Papers
The Shine papers have been making the rounds throughout the hip-hop scene the past couple of months, to the surprise of no one. I mean, who wouldn't want a big gold joint hanging in their mouth? Ok, maybe leave that to the rap stars, but these 24k gold rolling papers are a great stocking stuffer for any ganja fan!
The Buckle Puffer
I recently ran into one of these masterpieces at my local smokeshop and I had to find out more. The perfect gift for the professional stoner. No need to run out to the car during your lunch break with this belt buckle pipe, now you can hop out the back door with a bowl ready waist-side and go try that new fast food place with all of the extra time!
Bake Yourself Brownies
The name says it all. The first of its kind, this bake-at-home edible comes ready to bake with brownie mix and medicated chocolate sauce. Mix it all together, add water, and in 20 minutes you have 160mg of deliciously potent edibles ready for consumption.
Everybody knows dabbing can get a little messy, but these Dab Padz keep any surface clean. Just place it down before having a dab session and keep all of those sticky oils and waxes off of your mom's table and couch. A cheap stocking stuffer for your stoner friends this holiday.
The perfect gift for the healthy stoner in the family, Hempwick has been around for years, but is becoming a modern trend among cannaseurs. An alternative to a BIC lighter, the Hempwick keeps you from breathing in butane when lighting bowls and gives you true marijuana flavor, allowing for greater precision when lighting up!
Weed Star Men's Grinder Watch
A great tandem gift with the Buckle Puffer, the grinder watch is something out of a James Bond movie... If Bond was a major stoner. Store and grind your weed like never before with this sturdy Grinder Watch, anywhere, anytime.
No Bad Ideas Stash Hat
No Bad Ideas is an eclectic street-inspired headwear brand, drawing inspiration from creative self expression and people who go against the grain. Yes, you, cannabis community!! Oh and each hat has a stash pocket in case you get into a tight situation. Not a bad idea! Hats run from $27-$29 and actually have some style behind it, not just "I like weed."