1. How high are you?
2. Can I bum some weed, man?
3. Don’t you know that’s bad for you?
4. The smell doesn’t bother you?
5. Can you light it for me?
6. Do you have to do that, like, all the time?
7. Doesn’t it hurt your throat?
8. Where do you get it from?
9. Why do only ugly girls smoke weed?
10. What’s so funny?
11. Are you addicted to it now?
12. Is your weed, like, any good?
13. Are you high?
14. Why do you like White Castle so much?
15. Can you get me coke?
16. Do you ever listen to anything other than the Grateful Dead?
17. Why do you like Doug Benson so much?
18. So, are you going to, like, move to Colorado now that it’s legal there?
19. Am I supposed to inhale?
Still have more questions about potheads? Read more here!