The sheep have gone wild.
A flock of sheep has gone on a “psychotic rampage” in a small Welsh town after supposedly eating the remains of uprooted cannabis plants dumped by the side of the road.
County Councilor Ioan Richard warned townspeople of these reefer-mad sheep.
“There is already a flock of sheep roaming the village, causing a nuisance,” Richard said. “They are getting into people’s gardens and one even entered a bungalow and left a mess in the bedroom.”
If the rest of the flock finds the roadside supply before it’s too late, Richard thinks the good people of Rhydypandy (seriously) could have quite the scandal on their hands.
“We could have an outbreak of psychotic sheep rampaging through the village!” he said.
I’m surprised he didn’t suggest reaching out to Wallace and Gromit for help handling these dreaded woolen criminals; it wouldn’t have been any more ridiculous than the rest of his quotes.