Star Trek into Darkness released last month has revitalized the geeky following so that another seven generations of geek can dress up and learn a non-existing language. I'm not saying I'm not a fan though, I am simply saying it would be way more logical to give the poor bastards flying around outer space some weed to help them with the MASSIVE jetlag they must be suffering from.
I just got back from South Africa and if a 32-hour trip can fuck you that hard then how am I meant to believe that these guys travel at light speed across galaxies and show up ready to fight? I say come out of warp a day in advance smoke your supply down to a dangerous low, THEN fuck up the bad guys and seize their weed for your next mission. Kinda like the government already does. Now THAT is logical! Here are some meme's and a terrible Jamaican actor to help you get onboard with portraying these space cadets as stoners in the next movie.
I think this is hilarious but terribly executed. I challenge every stoner out there to make a better one, the world needs it!