Well if the Pope's pokin' smot, then why not!? Apparently it was written in lost pages of the Bible that "thou shall smoke thy flower that flows bountiful from thy sticky seed."
Symbologist Robert Langdon recently found scriptures locked away in the Vatican that are being tested for authenticity. However the Pope is wasting no time ushering in the new era. For example, The Eucharist will now be offered in a cannabis-enriched bread called Jeezit (like Cheezit) and you will be allowed to light up anytime you feel the spirit throughout mass.
The Offering of the Herbs will now commmence. We devout Catholics no longer have to dig into our wallets, but rather our "bags o' kine" for the collection plate. Think of the atmosphere now, sweet aromas pungent in the air of songs by Marley and praise to the Almighty. Yeah, I might be able to get down. God Squad flippin' a quad, you know what I'm sayin'.
Incense at church is a smell of the past! Can I get a contact high? That's right, the church has always been for the people, and now anyone who attends services in the Vatican can High for free. With the crondo buds grown under lock and key by bishops from Barcelona, you'll be baked off the faith, my friend.