1. We'd love to meet you, too!
2. They're not wrong...
3. Then Facebook would be far less popular.
4. We feel you, man.
5. Also known as Saturdays in college.
6. Netflix, bro.
7. Who doesn't like public Netflix n' chill?
8. Pretty sure that's not how it works.
9. We're not sure who used to do it, but we're volunteering from here on out.