GOTTA SMOKE 'EM ALL!
1. Catching Them Feels More Satisfying
Catching a rare Pokemon feels so much more satisfying. Especially if you can manage to get it on the first try while stoned, that is an impressive feat.
2. Meeting Other Trainers
Since Pokemon Go is based in the real world, you are sure to meet other trainers just as high as you and compare your Pokedexes and best hunting spots.
3. Plenty of Opportunities to Get Snacks
Since you just spent all your money on weed and Pokeballs, you are now faced with the task of getting snacks. Well since Pokemon Go requires you to move around in the real world, this creates a perfect opportunity to walk to the gas station and catch that Squirtle you’ve been chasing.
4. Explore New Parts Of Town
Different areas hold different types of Pokemon, so you will want to get out and explore your town, bodies of water will have more water type Pokemon, while rural areas will have more grass type. With all this exploring, you might even find your new favorite smoke spot!
5. Different Pokemon at Different Times
Just as different Pokemon types are more common in certain places, the same is also true for time of day. Ghost and Nocturnal Fairy types are more common at night. We don’t need a reason to be high all day, but this helps!
6. Gets You Off... The Couch
With all this exploration you will be able to combat becoming a couch potato.
7. Lures and Incense
While most of the fun of Pokemon Go lies in getting out and exploring, you can still enjoy it from the comfort and air conditioning of your own living room. By using incense and lures in the game you can bring the Pokemon straight to your door while you pack another bowl.
8. Excitement of Catching Something New
Unlike STDs, it’s always exciting to catch a new Pokemon that wasn’t in your Pokedex.
9. To Be the Very Best
Catching all 151 of the in game Pokemon is impressive, but catching all of them while high will make anyone jealous.